Heinz has released a tinned turkey Christmas dinner

Roast dinner purists, avert your eyes now – Heinz has done something unforgivable to the best

Heinz is generally pretty on the money when it comes to putting food in cans, but a Christmas dinner? This one, we’re not too sure about.

Comprised of pigs in blankets, “big chunks” of turkey, Brussel sprouts, sage and onion stuffing, roast potatoes, red cabbage, gravy, and cranberry sauce, the canned Christmas dinner is being marketed by Heinz as an answer to the food shortages the UK is currently experiencing.

Listed for sale online only, a brand spokesperson championed the new creation “a winner”.

It has been released as a limited edition of just 500 cans – with the company already hinting it could roll it out in greater numbers next year if it proves a hit with shoppers.

Technically more of a soup than a proper canned roast dinner, the Christmas Dinner Big Soup is priced at £1.50 per can and contains two servings.

Image: Heinz

Brand representative Anke Von Hanstein said: “It is made for those with a big love for hearty festive flavours and tastes just perfect with a slice of warm crusty bread.

“Any soup that includes pigs in blankets and roasties is a winner in our eyes.”

It reminds us of GAME’s 2013 Christmas TInner, created by Chris Godfrey for “gamers who can’t tear themselves away from their new games and consoles on Christmas Day.”

The ‘Christmas tinner’ fast became a meme, even earning its own subreddit – with one of the most famous proclaiming: “the thing about Britain is this could be a joke but it also could be real.”

Image: Heinz

Starting with a scrambled egg and bacon layer for breakfast, it was followed by lunch (mincemeat pies, turkey and potatoes, gravy, bread sauce, cranberry sauce, Brussel sprouts or broccoli with stuffing, roast carrots and parsnips).

The can, which was revived in 2019 for a second release, ended with a bit of pudding – made up of Christmas pudding and a custard layer.

Whilst the reactions online have been mixed, we have been genuinely surprised to see so many people wanting to eat this for their Christmas tea this year.

Come on Leeds, we’re pretty sure you deserve better than this.

Feature image – Heinz

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