Leeds sandwich shop launches bowling club in retaliation to ‘monumentally ridiculous’ run club craze
Silver's Bowling Club begins next month
One of Leeds’ best-loved independents is launching a rather novel new social club – a bowling club.
Silver’s Deli, famed for its New York-style sub sandwiches, has said that it wants to hold a nice social event that doesn’t involve running, saying that run clubs are ‘monumentally ridiculous’.
Owner Chris said that the current trend (and run clubs are everywhere right now) for ‘glowing at 7am after a 35k sprint all dressed in their best Lycra’ is a ‘horror show’.
In a hilarious statement shared on Instagram, he said that he hopes his new project will have all the social aspect of a running club, but without the running, which is ‘the worst bit’.
“It’s like walking, which is fine, but you get all flustered and overly warm, and you probably stink etc.”
And the best bit of this new Silver’s Bowling Club plan is that it will support the ‘f***ing class’ Bramley Crown Green Bowling club.
Chris said he hopes this new project will, as well as donating to the club, attract some new members to this ‘oasis with all the flowers and nature and sh**’.
The Bramley Crown Green Bowling club is facing rising running costs, increasing membership costs, and a lack of people signing up for memberships.
The plan for this new Silver’s Bowling Club will be that winners will be given vouchers, with deck chairs placed out for people to ‘just hang out’.
There’ll be coffees from Bramley Batch and cookies from Get Baked, with plans to add Silver’s breakfast sandwiches to the menu if the first club meet is a success.
No experience necessary – ‘just throw some bowls on the ground and see what happens’.
Chris then wants to run the Silver’s Bowling Club meets at least monthly all summer, weather permitting.
His statement, in which he directly apologised to Green Room, said: “I had this idea when staring out onto Bramley Park from my back door, watching the park run on a cold February morning — “these people are f*king lunatics”, I thought.
“I wondered how they had the energy (or desire) to do such a monumentally ridiculous thing on a Saturday morning. Then I started thinking about running clubs.
“I’m always seeing these places posting their running clubs – everyone glowing at 7am after a 35k sprint all dressed in their best Lycra. Honestly, it’s a horror show.
“So anyway I was looking at the Bowling Green, fuming, raging even, and then it came to me.
“Why don’t I start a bowling club? We can have the social aspect of a running club, without the running. The running is the worst bit. It’s like walking, which is fine, but you get all flustered and overly warm, and you probably stink etc.”
The first ever Silver’s Bowling Club will be at Bramley Crown Green Bowling on Sunday 6 July, from 10am to 12pm.
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