Gary Barlow’s massive son is the biggest meme around right now and, judging by that photo, is seemingly one of the biggest humans in the entire UK.
Hyperbole aside, in case you’ve been living under a rock – or in his case, a planet – Gary Barlow has gone viral after sharing what clearly thought was an unassuming family picture on social media.
Well, to be more accurate, his son Daniel has gone viral due to the seemingly enormous height difference between him and his dad which, naturally, has become the funniest thing in about a decade by UK standards.
British humour is elite, we all know that, but when we tell you we’ve been literally streaming tears reacting to the endless flood of memes about Gary Barlow’s big son, we’re doing so through uncontrollable fits of laughter. Here are some of the very best we’ve come across:
Being interviewed like: pic.twitter.com/fluNZDJ5Ey
— Foxes sometimes implode (@Custardboy2) November 6, 2024
Gary Barlow’s son walking home after a busy day on here pic.twitter.com/oPjSBO9pV7
— ben james (@BenjaminJames27) November 5, 2024
Gary Barlow’s son when the tooth fairy doesn’t leave any money under his pillow pic.twitter.com/RprXneGDr8
— Greg Law (@GregLaw_1) November 6, 2024
Honestly, typing this out has been more of a challenge than anything I’ve ever written, mainly due to the convulsive and all-consuming chortles and full-body wheezing.
We were today years old when we learned that there’s a word for the giggles, by the way: the technical term is ‘gelastic seizures’, so you can have that one for free.
Anyway, back to the nonsense.
There’s a somewhat small comfort in knowing that while the online landscape is full of very negative things going on right now, it can still be an escape for simple-minded folks like us to laugh at a large man from Cheshire.
Not ready to deal with the hideous result just yet so will continue on my quest to find the best Gary Barlow’s massive son memes for a while… pic.twitter.com/fHI8k858XU
— laura (@lauraridge_) November 6, 2024
Gary Barlow‘s son just ordered a Juve shirt from the club shop pic.twitter.com/r0JXM7UCvw
— They Think Kits All Over (@TheyThinkKits) November 6, 2024
For context, the 24-year-old isn’t anywhere near as massive as you’re probably thinking; as far as we can tell, it’s more a case of he’s just taller than his below-average height popstar dad.
According to our very intense research (that definitely didn’t take us less than a minute before we started scrolling through the memes again), Dan Barlow clocks in at around 6’2″ and Gary is 5’7″.
Sorry to spoil the party and shatter the illusion. Let’s all just forget that bit and keep carrying on like Gary Barlow’s wife Dawn Andrews gave birth to a towering man-child.
Here’s a few more, because why not?
Scenes of Gary Barlow’s son exhaling his vape pic.twitter.com/eDSSVEkmMF
— Grace (@graceyldn) November 6, 2024
Gary Barlow gets a high five from his son pic.twitter.com/uQENkifkMP
— GB (@gbacon85) November 6, 2024
Gary Barlow’s wiki has been fucked with pic.twitter.com/PhSTZT5zcz
— Harvey 🇩🇰 (@Harvey9CS2) November 6, 2024
Gary Barlow checking the temperature of his son's bath… pic.twitter.com/GFZC865s0Q
— Marc Wainwright (@Alcoholocaustic) November 6, 2024
Gary Barlow’s son on his walk to work amongst other commuters pic.twitter.com/UpWmkWhCIR
— Duo Lingo Wrestling (@DuoLingoWWE) November 5, 2024
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Honestly, just go on Twitter (no, not X; this is peak old-school Twitter comedy at its best) and look on the ‘Gary Barlow’ trending feed and take a few minutes, or an hour, to p*ss yourself at the endless wave of ridiculous memes about a boy who is a bit taller than his dad.
As for the Take That star himself, the 53-year-old is yet to comment on the whole situation, probably because it’s utterly ridiculous but still, crack a joke would’ya, Gaz?
Brits are the funniest people in the universe. FACT.
Happy meming!
Me liking every Gary Barlow’s son tweet I see x pic.twitter.com/w8Oa9LAR6T
— doctor cigarettes 🇵🇸 (@_nalloooon) November 6, 2024
Featured Image — Gary Barlow (via Instagram)