Right. It's a Sunday morning. You drank way too much beer last night. And what you need is a breakfast butty, ideally dripping in runny egg yolk.
So you'd think that we'd be quite on board with the prospect of being able to skip all the frying and get straight to the yolk, wouldn't you?
But now we've seen what runny egg yolk in a squeezy bottle looks like, we've decided we're absolutely not on board.
This is 'eggchup', an insane ketchup/egg hybrid, and it's been created by everyone's favourite sausage experts Heck.
The condiment, which is a two-ingredient blend of egg yolk and salt, has been dreamt up to 'revolutionise the traditional English breakfast'.
Eggchup and beanchup by Heck. Credit: Heck Food
Even Heck admit that the concept is 'a bit marmite'.
And it's not just the eggs on your Full English that have been given the sauce treatment by Heck - they've also gone and made squeezy bean juice.
Beanchup is the world's first baked bean-flavoured ketchup, using haricot beans, tomato and spices. Okay fine this one actually sounds pretty good.
Announcing the news on Facebook, Heck said: "We’ve just made sausage sarnies even better! Introducing Eggchup and Beanchup! If you love beans with your bangers or enjoy egg and sausage you’ll LOVE our newest creations."
The comment section erupted, with one person saying: "Egg-chup. Oh no that's a hard pass from me lol. I'd have loved to have been present in the meeting that idea came up lol."
Another wrote: "The eggchup is intriguing....might be wonderful. Might be rank."
Someone else asked: "Is it April already?"
Calum Smith, the creator of the sauce, and Heck’s new product development manager, said: "The Secret Sausage Society are tough critics, but many have been telling us it feels like they are eating a full English breakfast, but all they’ve had to do is add the sauce, rather than rustle up more pots and pans."
Featured image: Heck
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A new Turkish-inspired street food spot serving homemade shawarma is coming to Leeds city centre
Authentic Turkish street food is coming to Kirkgate.
Leeds city centre is gearing up to welcome yet another new food spot, and this one is all about homemade lahmacun, shawarma wraps and plenty of signature tahini sauce.
Tahin will open its doors at 10 Kirkgate, next to The Cat Cafe, and with signs already up we don't think it'll be long until they welcome their first customers.
The restaurant is listed as a Turkish restaurant that specialise in their homemade tahini sauce, hence the name.
According to the restaurant's Instagram profile which has been going for a few years, Tahin also specialises in home-made lahmacun wraps alongside shawarma wraps.
For anyone unfamiliar with lahmacun, the Turkish staple is often described as a thin, crispy flatbread topped with a richly seasoned mixture of minced meat, herbs and vegetables.
Wrapped up with fresh salad and sauces, it makes for a satisfying and flavourful lunch to enjoy on-the-go.
Their Instagram suggests that Tahin once existed before back in 2022, so although this may not be a completely new venture, we're nevertheless very glad to see them back.
Its location puts it right in the middle of one of Leeds' busiest areas, making it the perfect mid-shopping pit stop for those wandering around Briggate or stopping for a bite to eat before heading out on the town.
The new opening comes at a time when Leeds' food scene is continuing to expand, with a string of independent restaurants and street-food concepts opening across the city centre throughout 2026.
This Leeds bistro has been named one of the best restaurants in the UK to plan a staycation around
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A much-loved neighbourhood Leeds restaurant has been given another major accolade.
There’s no shortage of brilliant places to eat in Leeds, but one Horsforth bistro has just been given a pretty huge seal of approval - and it might be worth planning your next staycation around.
The brilliant Bavette has been named one of the best neighbourhood restaurants in the UK to plan a staycation around by Condé Nast Traveller, appearing alongside a handpicked list of restaurants from across the country.
The list celebrates neighbourhood restaurants that are worth travelling for, with the magazine highlighting the growing appeal of venturing outside of busy city centres in search of smaller, more intimate places to eat.
Images: The Hoot Leeds
And Leeds has bagged itself a spot thanks to Bavette, and we can't say we're surprised.
The French-inspired neighbourhood bistro is run by chef Sandy Jarvis and his husband Clément Cousin.
Since opening in 2024, Bavette has quickly become one of the city's most talked-about restaurants, attracting diners far beyond its Horsforth home and scooping up accolades such as the 2024 Good Food Guide's Best UK Local Restaurant, a 2025 and 2026 Michelin Bib Gourmand, and a place in the 2026 National Restaurant Awards Top 100.
Condé Nast Traveller hails Bavette as "a true neighbourhood gem", saying: "The restaurant takes its cues from the couple’s London bistro roots, serving hearty yet elegant dishes made with seasonal ingredients.”
They finish by saying: "Reservations are hard to come by - but so worth it once you get your foot in the door."
We really couldn't agree more.
And while a trip to Horsforth might not technically count as a staycation for us Leeds locals, Bavette is certainly one restaurant worth crossing the city for.