We’ve all seen the giant beer towers doing the rounds for the Euro’s – now it seems it’s time for pornstar martini towers to have their moment.
They’ve just gone on sale at a former Hull nightclub called The Piper, which can be found on the popular Newland Avenue in the west of the city.
Before the pandemic, it was a well-loved local nightclub haunt but during the past year, it has restyled itself as a daytime bar and beer garden with great success.
“Your wish is our command…” the bar teased out to Facebook as it revealed a photo of its new 3-litre tall pornstar martini towers to huge fanfare.
Just like with beer, the pornstar martini cocktail tower comes with its own dispenser and glasses ready for you to serve yourself at your table.
As well as looking amazing, the cocktail towers here are surprisingly cheap – a 3-litre tank will set you and the squad back just £24.96.
We’ve just quickly done the maths on that, and it works out that you’ll get roughly 23 pornstars out of a round – making them just over £1 each. Not too shabby.
If you’re not a pornstar martini fan (they can be very sweet) there’s also a whole load of other cocktails available in the 3-litre towers. Choices range from Woo Woo, Sex on the Beach, Long Island Iced Tea and a pink gin spritz.
Alternatively, the bar is also still serving beer towers – so if you’re just after something simple, you can always opt for one of those instead.
As well as drinks in towers, there’s also a load of classic cocktails that can be ordered individually like espresso martinis, cheeky vimtos, zombies, mojitos and more.
There’s also a pretty decent food menu to help you keep going – think pizzas loaded with the likes of smoked salmon and fennel, tacos, BBQ chicken or pepperoni, big fat burgers of every description, plus some wholesome salads and chunky chips on the side. Sounds perfect.
To find out more and book your table for one of these epic pornstar martini towers, follow The Piper on social media here.
